My mother's after me!!

You might, from reading my last post, believe that I live in a house completely devoid of rules or retribution. You might also be wondering why this post is being put up mere minutes after my last. Well the answers to both are very related.

It happened that, seconds after I clicked the publish button, I was informed by my brother that I was to be subsequently punished for destroying the family scanner. I am tough, I'm easy to temper, I'm ritualistic in my vengeance, I have a large collection of pointy objects and the will to pour all of these traits into a very sadistic payback for harming me or mine. But one thing I won't deny, is that my mother scares the crap out of me.

She has taken it upon herself to punish me for my little fit and as of yet I still don't why my brother, equally as disturbed as I am, told me this, then paled, before running off. I'm putting this up because I'm terrified and with good cause.

My mother carries all the crazy genes, the ones me and my brother inherited, and a whole lot more. She's like Lois in "Malcolm in the middle" except with a very, very high IQ. I'm too old to just get a spanking and frankly my mother likes to be creative. God you'd think that being an adult in college would earn me the right to plead my case but no, I have been convicted without trial and am awaiting my sentence.

I'm probably never going to get to put up my pictures. Life sucks sometimes!!